The other night I was bored chilin in my hotel room so I felt like sending my girlfriend dick pics, but not like.. dirty ones, just funny flacid ones. So I had this bag of jelly beans, and I had my penis against my stomach, and the elastic on my boxerbriefs was kinda around my balls holding em up, so I put red jelly beans on each ball, and when I took the pic it looked like Squidward, we were cracking up.
I REALLY WISH I COULD POST IT!
Turn down Timmy
dis da goddam anthem.
He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch.
THATS NOT EVEN THE BEST PART OF THE VIDEO